fo sure

1. I’m in middle school
I’m in high school
Hell, I’m in college
I have brown hair
I have blonde hair
But I want red hair
I have black hair
I have highlights
I dyed my hair
And it’s a color that wasn’t listed.
I have blue eyes
I have brown eyes
I have hazel eyes
I have green eyes
I have different color eyes
I wear braces
I don’t wear braces
But I should have them
I wear glasses
Nope, I wear contacts
And they’re WAY better than glasses

I’m 13
I’m 14
I’m nearly 15
I’m 16
I’m 17
I’m 18
Psh, I’m older than 18
Or I’m younger than 13
I look older than my age.
I look younger than my age!
My parents are still together
My parents are divorced
My parents are split, but they were never married

I hate (one of ) my parents
Eh, my parents are okay
For the most part, I get along with them.
Ha, I LOVE THEM.
I have siblings.
I have an older/younger sisters
I have an older/younger brother
My siblings are annoying sometimes
But they’re cool.
Actually, no, I hate them too.
I have a pet
It lives in the water
Or it chews up my shoes
Or it scratches everything up
Or I just have a wonderful pet
I’d rather have a few best friend than a crowd of friends.
Are you kidding? The more the better!
I have gone to my friends for advice
My friends and I have the craziest time when we hang out
No, they’re pretty boring.
I need new friends
One of my friends tried to steal my boyfriend.
Well, he wasn’t my boyfriend, but I wanted him!
It ruined our friendship
One of my friends stabbed me in the back
And I didn’t even do anything
That ruined our friendship too.
I’d rather be honest with my friends
Well, for the most part.
Like, when they ask how they look and they look really bad, I lie
I lie to them all the time
Sometimes we get in stupid fights
But we made up
I’m really outgoing but then really shy too at first.
No, I’m really shy unless i have drink
I must be somewhere in the middle.
I’m really emotional not anymore
When I get angry, you should probably leave me alone
I get in a lot of fights
I’m sad all the time
I’m pretty happy, actually.
Eh, shit happens. I’m somewhere in the middle.
I LOVE to party
I also love to hang out with guys
And try to get them
My favorite color is pink
No, my favorite color is blue
I like black and white.
The hell with those colors.
I like all the colors.
I love being outdoors on a nice day
I love being out in the rain
I love jumping in puddles.
Uhhhh…puddle jumping? Wasn’t that so when we were little?
I hate people who think they’re better than everyone else
Yeah, I’m one of those people who treat others like shit
I love getting out of the house and drive around town
I love everything!
Psh, loving everything is an overstatement
And hating everything is an understatement
I love bunnies!
I like food
I LOVE MUSIC
I think school is okay
Are you kidding me? It sucks
I love school
Eh, I’m only there to be with my friends
The lunches at my school suck too, actually
I’m late to class sometimes
I like most of my teachers a few are okay
No, I hate them
I’m the trouble maker in the class
I actually care about my education so i can get out of high school
My teachers hate me idk probs.
Actually, there’s no such thing as a teacher hating you
They LOVE me
I hate science. I suck at it.
The same with English
And math
Actually, I do horrible in school all together
I appreciate my art/music classes
I’m one of those idiots who just fool around in those classes and fail them
I got a detention for a good reason
I got suspended (inhouse)
I got expelled
I’m a good kid
I get good grades
I just suck
I skip my classes sometimes…
I only had one boyfriend
Immature guys turn me OFF
Looks don’t matter; it’s their personality that counts
I like personality, but hell, if that guy is hot looking too, then I’m really lucky.
I’ve been rejected by a crush
And that hurts more than being dumped
My crush doesn’t even know that i like him!
I still talk to my ex-boyfriends
Psh, I don’t talk to any of them.
I’ve gotten back together with an ex
But of course, it didn’t work out
I still want to be with my ex
I’ve been in love
I still AM in love
Psh, love is for the stupid romantics
But then again.
I’ve cheated on my guy
My guy cheated on me
I’ve made out with a guy
I’m a virgin
I’ve played strip poker before
I’ve been in a car accident before
I failed my car license the first time i took it
I’m stopping the habit of cutting myself
Cutters are freaks
I’ve hooked up with a stranger before
I’ve seen someone die
I have an eating disorder
I had one, but I’m giving it up and eating healthy
I get bored easily
I get amused easily
I love to write
I love reading
I failed a class
I’ve sworn at a teacher before
I’ve sworn at my parents before
I got angry and dented the car
I’ve been in a fist fight before
My dad watches weird movies
And it scares me a little bit
Hell, I love watching weird movies WITH my dad
I’ve thrown a snowball at someone before
And hit them
I’m anti-social sometimes
I love wearing jewelry
I love drawing
I love drawing during a class i absolutely hate
My best friend owns a dog
I don’t have my own car.
But I will.